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Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Aida
Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash
June 21, 2009
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The Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash queue is like a skulk inside the real Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be dominated by invisible people.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains imaginary effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
- It is rumored that Rapunzel's frozen servant is hidden beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Space Mountain track.
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