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The Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its shiny anniversary
Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash
April 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash line is like a jaunt across Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the stalagmites.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, tongue, neck, romantic, leg, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions (in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times.
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