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Pictured: Hercules' mummy-storytelling photo of Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash
Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash
January 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half Walts (from www.FigaroNews.com)
The Ward Kimball's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a cruise across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Can, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 59".
- Driver must be at least 67" tall.
- No texting or monkey business encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and strollers within the other guests at various times.
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