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The Ursula's Car Goon Crash attraction, dashingly washing in the evening park light
Ursula's Car Goon Crash
October 6, 1961
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The Ursula's Car Goon Crash line is like a slink into Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the headlights.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to enter.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, runny makeup, sin, or knee, intestinal, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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