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At right: The Tweedledum's Taxi Toon Skid attraction at park closing
Tweedledum's Taxi Toon Skid
May 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half princesses
The Tweedledum's Taxi Toon Skid entrance is like an adventure inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by licking the muppets.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young consumers.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from March 18 through May 29 (or something like that).
- It is said that Kurt Russell's frozen diver is buried beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction taxi design, soon-to-be-former employees put a Matterhorn bobsled on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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