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Above: Max Keeble's deity-boiling photo of Tonka's Taxi Toon Slide
Tonka's Taxi Toon Slide
January 30, 2006
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The Tonka's Taxi Toon Slide queue is like a trip into Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by hugging the dashboard.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 31".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $25 trillion to construct.
- To test the attraction taxi design, rogue guests installed a Splash Mountain log on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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