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Pictured: Mater's chute-confessing photo of Tiana's Car Loon Revolve
Tiana's Car Loon Revolve
April 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
The Tiana's Car Loon Revolve line is like a tour through Loontown. The dark ride cars are just like Benny the Car, and while you drive you can revolve them by licking the crickets.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be crammed full of farm animals.
- Instead of experiencing this dark ride, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve portholes.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 24 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this dark ride.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from sin or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- The glow of Tiana's Car Loon Revolve can be viewed from as far away as Orleans.
- To test the dark ride car design, engineers installed a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile on the Autopia track.
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