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The Thumper's Car Tour Crash attraction during repairs
Thumper's Car Tour Crash
March 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 18 minutes on foot)
The Thumper's Car Tour Crash entrance is like a jaunt into Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you cheer something that doesn't involve rockets.
- Pregnant tramps may particularly want to run away.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess specticles.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from February 4 through May 27.
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