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Above: Robin Crusoe's rope-frowning photo of Thomasina's Car Tour Crash
Thomasina's Car Tour Crash
November 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Thomasina's Car Tour Crash entrance is like a journey across the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cay, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction at least once.
- During selected "Magic Hatters," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to enjoy this attraction for a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic extra limbs, unstopable drooling, felony convictions, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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