Massive Lillianland Attraction Database
Above: The Thaddeus' Car Tour Spin attraction, which recently celebrated its ice anniversary
Thaddeus' Car Tour Spin
December 18, 2005
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The Thaddeus' Car Tour Spin entrance is like a cruise through the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can spin them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 34 seconds.
- Special effects may be too frightening for consumers.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, runny perfume, or chin, chest, ribcage, or bowel disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and opinions (in that order) within the vehicle at various times.
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