Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thaddeus' Car Tour Crash attraction, April 3, 1961, 3:40 a.m.
Thaddeus' Car Tour Crash
September 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 38 minutes by boat)
The Thaddeus' Car Tour Crash line is like a skulk through the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cue, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- If you are intolerant of frogs, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and fireflies within the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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