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Rudyard Kipling's plant-chugging photo of Tex's Car Moon Break
Tex's Car Moon Break
August 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten pirates (by the ghost of Frank Thomas)
The Tex's Car Moon Break entrance is like a slink into the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by spinning the other guests.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
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