Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tantor's Cab Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Tantor's Cab Toon Crash
July 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Tantor's Cab Toon Crash line is like a skulk into Toontown. The attraction cabs are formed like Benny the Cay, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the pancakes.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction may have cost more than $129 trillion to rebuild.
- To test the attraction cab idea, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Haunted Mansion doombuggie in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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