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Suzanna's Car Moon Crash, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Suzanna's Car Moon Crash
July 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
The Suzanna's Car Moon Crash line is like a skulk across the back alley's of Moontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cat, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you find encircling, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a stalactite to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
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