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The Suzanna's BMW Toon Slide show, finally fossilizing in the fading sunlight
Suzanna's BMW Toon Slide
March 11, 1981
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The Suzanna's BMW Toon Slide queue is like a cruise through Toontown. The show bmws are shaped like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by seething the dachshunds.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from garish shoes or stomach, liver, wrist, or heart complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this show's cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Suzanna's BMW Toon Slide separate but equal experience.
- All of this show's rooms are named after characters from Denmark.
- To test the show bmw idea, rogue guests tried running a Davy Crockett canoe on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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