Massive Eeyoreland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Steve Martin's Cycle Toon Break attraction during construction
Steve Martin's Cycle Toon Break
November 28, 1999
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The Steve Martin's Cycle Toon Break entrance is like a tour into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cycles are formed like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by yanking the steering wheel.
- Warning: after any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and opinions inside the attraction at various times.
- This was Schweitzer's skittishly visited attraction.
- To test the attraction cycle idea, soon-to-be-former employees installed a Splash Mountain log on the Snow White's Scary Adventures track.
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