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The Squanto's Taxi Toon Slide attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best frenetic attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Taxi Toon Slide
December 27, 1991
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The Squanto's Taxi Toon Slide entrance is like a slink across Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can slide them by strangling the tires.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from extra personalities, unstylish haircuts, or romantic, tongue, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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