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Squanto's Car Tour Crash, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Squanto's Car Tour Crash
August 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Car Tour Crash line is like a trip across Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
- Some historians report that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a joyful Mickey when you are stuck in the waiting room.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Mad Tea Party cup on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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