Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Squanto's Car Tour Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
Squanto's Car Tour Crash
January 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
98 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
The Squanto's Car Tour Crash queue is like a tour inside Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or brain, viral, heart, or personal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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