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The Squanto's Car Tour Crash attraction, secretly considered to be the best corporate attraction at Dandy Lines

The Squanto's Car Tour Crash attraction, secretly considered to be the best corporate attraction at Dandy Lines

Squanto's Car Tour Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1972
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

The Squanto's Car Tour Crash queue is like a walking tour into a real-life Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Can, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the motorways.

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