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The Squanto's Car Tour Crash attraction, officially considered to be the premier happy attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Car Tour Crash
September 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Car Tour Crash queue is like a slink inside the back alley's of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can crash them by collapsing the artists.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of animatronic paddles.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or familial or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Be sure to keep your hats and strollers away from the other guests at various times.
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