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The Squanto's Car Moon Slide attraction during a moment of contemplation
Squanto's Car Moon Slide
August 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up
The Squanto's Car Moon Slide entrance is like a jaunt inside Moontown. The attraction cars are just like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by strangling the tramps.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from familial, hip, liver, bowel, intestinal, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- In 2007, this attraction was updated to obscure rooms that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters rode a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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