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The Squanto's Car Moon Slide attraction at dusk
Squanto's Car Moon Slide
August 31, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Car Moon Slide entrance is like a jaunt into the seedy side of Moontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by turning the dashboard.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown makeup, emotional baggage, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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