Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Squanto's Auto Toon Twist attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Squanto's Auto Toon Twist
September 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Squanto's Auto Toon Twist line is like a journey across Toontown. The attraction autos are shaped like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can twist them by twisting the headlights.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you find hula-ing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Wally Boag meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from leg, bowel, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding characters.
- At one portion of the film, you can see a button from a much maligned attraction.
- To test the attraction auto design, pranksters put a Mad Tea Party cup on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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