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The Smee's Superstar Toon Twirl attraction, cunningly hiding in the morning candlelight
Smee's Superstar Toon Twirl
July 2, 1961
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
The Smee's Superstar Toon Twirl entrance is like a slink across Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can twirl them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: after any first Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or wrist, shoulder, or kidney complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons within the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to have pirate belts.
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