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The Smee's Car Loon Crash attraction during repairs
Smee's Car Loon Crash
January 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
The Smee's Car Loon Crash entrance is like an adventure inside the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cub, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights or bowel, inner ear, liver, stomach, ribcage, or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to buy safety specticles.
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