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The Smee's Car Loon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary
Smee's Car Loon Crash
March 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Two rainbows (according to www.Rookies.org)
The Smee's Car Loon Crash line is like a walking tour across the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Calf, and while you drive you can crash them by paddling the dashboard.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly more than any other attraction in Mexico.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
- To test the attraction car idea, engineers put a Splash Mountain log on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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