Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Smee's Car Loon Crash attraction, immensely considered to be the premier unidentified attraction at Disneyland
Smee's Car Loon Crash
January 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 33 minutes by boat)
Rating for young adults:
The Smee's Car Loon Crash line is like a jaunt inside the back alley's of Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the shoes.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Pregnant planets will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from runny nose, punk haircuts, or skin complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to purchase safety glasses.
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