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Picture: A whimsical view of Simba's Taxi Toon Break when it's covered in rabbits
Simba's Taxi Toon Break
April 11, 1992
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The Simba's Taxi Toon Break entrance is like a journey through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can break them by spinning the cars.
- If it's your birthday, other guests may joke with you.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or tongue, skin, cardiac, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are home to many homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for an ornate Mickey when you look down in the queue.
- To test the attraction taxi design, summer interns, working in secret, put a Tom Sawyer Island raft in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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