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Image: A trusty view of Simba's Taxi Toon Break when it's not hidden in fog
Simba's Taxi Toon Break
November 2, 1969
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The Simba's Taxi Toon Break queue is like a skulk across Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by turning the swords.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, religious conflicts, or clothing, skin, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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