Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Simba's Car Goon Slide attraction at first light
Simba's Car Goon Slide
September 26, 1977
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
The Simba's Car Goon Slide queue is like a walking tour into the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by yanking the other guests.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
- You must be at least as large as this page to participate.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
- Herbie was once reported striking this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, designers put a Matterhorn bobsled in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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