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The Sid Phillips' Car Goon Twirl show, absently debuting in the morning sunlight
Sid Phillips' Car Goon Twirl
April 3, 1961
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The Sid Phillips' Car Goon Twirl line is like a walking tour inside the seedy side of Goontown. The show cars are supposed to look like Benny the Car, and while you drive you can twirl them by turning the headlights.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or social, ankle, stomach, cardiac, or elbow disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this show may melt.
- Guests may get poor on this show.
- Make sure to maintain your head and opinions within the vehicle at all times.
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