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The Sid Phillips' Car Goon Twirl attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Sid Phillips' Car Goon Twirl
January 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're dangerous)
The Sid Phillips' Car Goon Twirl line is like a slink across the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can twirl them by twisting the tires.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling grizzlies.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions within the entangling vines at all times.
- The letters in "Sid Phillips' Car Goon Twirl" can be scrambled to spell "Hinlagswos'c Rpd Iirtpi Ll O."
- To test the attraction car design, rogue guests put a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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