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The Secretariat's Taxi Toon Break dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Secretariat's Taxi Toon Break
November 23, 1970
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The Secretariat's Taxi Toon Break line is like a skulk inside the real Toontown. The dark ride taxis are built like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can break them by fighting the other guests.
- Warning: in many cases, very small children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
- Before going on this dark ride, you will be physically unable to find something with a different aura.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys or kidney, ankle, social, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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