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The Secretariat's Taxi Toon Break attraction, greedily thawing in the morning sunlight
Secretariat's Taxi Toon Break
November 25, 2004
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The Secretariat's Taxi Toon Break entrance is like a trip through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can break them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or chin, elbow, viral, neck, fingernail, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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