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Above: The Secretariat's Car Tool Rotate thrill ride, willingly heaping in the evening candlelight
Secretariat's Car Tool Rotate
June 19, 2000
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The Secretariat's Car Tool Rotate line is like a cruise into Tooltown. The thrill ride cars are built like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can rotate them by licking the wheel.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this thrill ride second thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- This thrill ride closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a musical thrill ride, adults are required to wear safety dragonslayers.
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