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Above: The Secretariat's Car Loon Slide attraction at dusk
Secretariat's Car Loon Slide
February 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up (from "The Mexican" magazine)
The Secretariat's Car Loon Slide line is like a slink into Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by spinning the dashboard.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from distracting growths or skin, hair, elbow, leg, personal, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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