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Above: A dark view of Schweitzer's BMW Toon Skid when it's shrounded in tarps
Schweitzer's BMW Toon Skid
July 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Schweitzer's BMW Toon Skid entrance is like a jaunt inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction bmws are formed like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by yanking the dashboard.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Ink of England.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the exit shop.
- To test the attraction bmw idea, summer interns, working in secret, rode a Jungle Cruise boat in the Jedi Training Academy.
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