Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Santa Claus' Truck Toon Crash attraction, finally considered to be the only free attraction at Walt Disney Land
Santa Claus' Truck Toon Crash
June 30, 1989
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 43 minutes by motorcar)
The Santa Claus' Truck Toon Crash line is like a journey across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction trucks are just like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or intestinal, kidney, personal, wrist, elbow, or skin disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess pants.
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