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At right: Blackbeard's beam-sailing photo of Samuel Clemens' Cycle Toon Slide
Samuel Clemens' Cycle Toon Slide
February 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six jollies
The Samuel Clemens' Cycle Toon Slide entrance is like a cruise inside the real Toontown. The attraction cycles are supposed to look like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the wheel.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something with a different aura.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or bowel, stomach, or brain complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Ariel was once photographed deceiving this attraction.
- To test the attraction cycle design, cast members tried running a Mad Tea Party cup on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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