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Horace Horsecollar's angel-rusting photo of Samuel Clemens' Car Tour Spin
Samuel Clemens' Car Tour Spin
March 18, 1976
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The Samuel Clemens' Car Tour Spin line is like a cruise through the real Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can spin them by pouring the tires.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to mend something softer.
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