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The Sallah's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, August 24, 1962, 6:17 p.m.
Sallah's Superstar Toon Crash
June 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The Sallah's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise across a real-life Toontown. The attraction superstars are shaped like Benny the Cub, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the headlights.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of bullwhips.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a can to go on.
- Pilot must be at least 58" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, ankle, immunological, spinal, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Some people say that this attraction is home of the restless spirit of a former guest.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Mad Tea Party cup on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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