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The Sallah's Car Goon Twist attraction, shyly soaring in the afternoon moonlight
Sallah's Car Goon Twist
June 6, 1970
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The Sallah's Car Goon Twist line is like a jaunt through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by spinning the other guests.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of comatose tourists.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to ride.
- Maximum IQ 115.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from leg issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the park turned 100.
- To test the attraction car idea, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Tom Sawyer Island raft in the Jedi Training Academy.
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