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Pictured: The Ron Miller's Superstar Toon Rotate attraction, massively considered to be the only safe attraction at Disneyland
Ron Miller's Superstar Toon Rotate
November 12, 1972
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The Ron Miller's Superstar Toon Rotate entrance is like a cruise through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can rotate them by yanking the tires.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something more relaxing.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and signs away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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