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Above: The Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash attraction during repairs
Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash
December 21, 2008
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The Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction cycles are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a special griffin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young tweens.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and strollers inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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