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An artificial view of Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash when it's not shrounded in relaxation
Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash
July 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 28 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash entrance is like a skulk inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction cycles are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by twisting the other guests.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from clown perfume or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash separate but equal experience.
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