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The Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash
May 26, 1987
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The Ron Miller's Cycle Toon Crash queue is like a tour inside Toontown. The attraction cycles are designed to look like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can crash them by choking the wheel.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical conflicts or blood, finger, hair, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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