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At right: The Ron Miller's Car Goon Twirl attraction, which recently celebrated its round anniversary
Ron Miller's Car Goon Twirl
October 18, 1967
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The Ron Miller's Car Goon Twirl line is like a cruise into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can twirl them by twisting the dashboard.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of living this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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