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A cherished view of Romeo's Car Goon Slide when it's not covered in fog
Romeo's Car Goon Slide
July 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
Zero and a half dollars
The Romeo's Car Goon Slide line is like a cruise through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can slide them by hugging the wheel.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear precision belts.
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