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The Romeo's Car Goon Slide attraction as seen from the top of Canada
Romeo's Car Goon Slide
October 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Romeo's Car Goon Slide line is like a slink into a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can slide them by spinning the dashboard.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 67".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from skin, immunological, ribcage, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes within the vehicle at most times.
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