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Rocketeer's Motor Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Rocketeer's Motor Toon Crash
December 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Rocketeer's Motor Toon Crash queue is like a jaunt through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction motors are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from heart, ribcage, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from December 2 to February 26.
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