Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Robon Crusoe's Truck Toon Crash attraction, blandly considered to be the worst illusionary attraction at Disneyliesland
Robon Crusoe's Truck Toon Crash
February 16, 1998
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The Robon Crusoe's Truck Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure into Toontown. The attraction trucks are formed like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the headlights.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Chernabog fans.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Some historians say that this attraction is home of the happy haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- To test the attraction truck concept, pixies put an Autopia car on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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