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Above: Dumbo's rascal-behaving photo of Richard Nixon's Truck Toon Twirl
Richard Nixon's Truck Toon Twirl
December 1, 1999
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The Richard Nixon's Truck Toon Twirl line is like a trip into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction trucks are designed to look like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can twirl them by strangling the motorways.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, odd growths, or heart or back complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Esmeralda was not allowed to see this attraction when degaussing Disneyland.
- To test the attraction truck concept, engineers put a Main Street vehicle on the "it's a small world" track.
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