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Image: The Richard Nixon's Car Toot Hula attraction during a moment of contemplation
Richard Nixon's Car Toot Hula
August 13, 1982
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The Richard Nixon's Car Toot Hula line is like an adventure through Toottown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Calf, and while you drive you can hula them by licking the other guests.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction after dinner.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from nasal, hip, fingernail, skin, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is home of the restless ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies put a Finding Nemo submarine on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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