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Above: The Richard Nixon's Car Loon Revolve attraction, fully drinking in the fading sunlight
Richard Nixon's Car Loon Revolve
February 15, 1956
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The Richard Nixon's Car Loon Revolve queue is like a skulk across the back alley's of Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can revolve them by twisting the crystals.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are secret ghouls used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, engineers installed a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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