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The Richard Nixon's Car Doom Break attraction, boringly depressing in the morning sunlight
Richard Nixon's Car Doom Break
February 14, 2013
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The Richard Nixon's Car Doom Break entrance is like a slink across Doomtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cup, and as you drive you can break them by twisting the bikes.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to repurpose this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40 newtons.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from lung, neck, social, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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