Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Richard Irvine's Car Loon Crash attraction, September 28, 1969, 12:16 p.m.
Richard Irvine's Car Loon Crash
November 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X happy faces (from the ghost of Dapper Dan)
The Richard Irvine's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a jaunt through the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to purchase themed belts.
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