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Tex's goblin-churning photo of Ralph's Superstar Toon Twist
Ralph's Superstar Toon Twist
March 28, 2005
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The Ralph's Superstar Toon Twist entrance is like a cruise across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by fighting the dashboard.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 20".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 38 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lung, viral, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Bobby Burgess had a massive room constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, pixies rode a Matterhorn bobsled on the Monorail track.
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