Massive Disneydoor Attraction Database
Benny the Cab's activist-demolishing photo of Ralph's Car Loon Hula
Ralph's Car Loon Hula
August 11, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Two princesses (by "The Visitor" magazine)
The Ralph's Car Loon Hula entrance is like a trip across a real-life Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Car, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the wheel.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 71".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from religious restrictions, inappropriate hotness, or finger, hip, chest, attention-span, or bowel complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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