Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Quasimodo's Car Doom Spin dark ride during construction
Quasimodo's Car Doom Spin
April 1, 2008
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The Quasimodo's Car Doom Spin queue is like a cruise across Doomtown. The dark ride cars are shaped like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can spin them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to queue with someone you find skiing, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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