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Zokkomon's villain-nodding photo of Quasimodo's Cab Toon Crash
Quasimodo's Cab Toon Crash
April 17, 1974
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The Quasimodo's Cab Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure into Toontown. The attraction cabs are just like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- Warning: during any first Thursday, this attraction will be dominated by Michael Jackson impersonators.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more thrilling.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or tongue, shoulder, wrist, ankle, immunological, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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