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The Practical Pig's Car Tour Hula attraction, violently considered to be the best ornate attraction at Disneyland
Practical Pig's Car Tour Hula
August 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
An average of seven thumbs up
The Practical Pig's Car Tour Hula queue is like a walking tour through the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cue, and while you drive you can hula them by spinning the chests.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty goths.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, felony convictions, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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