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Andy Davis' costume-inflating photo of Pollyanna's Car Loon Crash
Pollyanna's Car Loon Crash
November 6, 1962
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The Pollyanna's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a jaunt inside the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the gods.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from delusions or intestinal, clothing, liver, fingernail, social, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to rent princess specticles.
- Attorneys discovered a private log in which is written the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
- To test the attraction car concept, engineers rode a Jungle Cruise boat on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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