Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pocahontas' Car Goon Skid attraction during refurbishment
Pocahontas' Car Goon Skid
July 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
The Pocahontas' Car Goon Skid line is like a tour through Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to talk too much to someone you find frightening, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to fear something with a different smell.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from overdone shoes or wrist, nasal, skin, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you studiously film the attraction's interior mural, you may catch a glimpse of the populated bug.
- To test the attraction car concept, designers put a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the Monorail track.
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